Flash mob envy

Dear flash mob organizers -

Please invite me next time. I want to be a part of a HUGE flash mob at some point in my life. I learn fast. I'll listen to instructions. I won't complain. I'm an incredible candidate. Really I am. Ask my family and friends - they will tell you.

Of course, I wasn't at the big Oprah 24th Season opener with BEP because you didn't invite me. I love watching it - it never gets old. I get excited every time I see it. Your flash mob doesn't need to be this HUGE, but a large one with impact would be great. Thank you.



love,
kath
future flash mob-ber

Recycling

Dear Diet Rite drinker @ my office -

WOW!!! All I can say is WOW! Holy cow you drink alot of Diet Rite Pure Zero cherry cola!! This was only half full 2 days ago when I last dropped off my Diet Pepsi bottle in the recycle bin. And I thought *I* had a DP problem.

So, today when I went to recycle my 2 cans and saw what you left in the bin - I decided today that I am totally fine and drink DP within normal human reason. You, on the other hand, have a true problem. I wonder if they have support groups for addicts like you.




still stunned,
kath

American Idol

Dear AI producers,

You have to ditch the opening group act. The past two weeks have been awful...horrendous in the words of Simon Cowell. It is beyond cheesy. THIS is the kind of amusement park or cruiseship sing and dance that the judges tell the kids to NOT be... ironic.

Play it back...even the contestants think it's embarrassing. You can see it in their eyes. If they tell you different, they are lying. They want to please you and the judges.

Thank goodness for DVR so I can put myself out the misery of having to watch that part!

a big fan,
kath

Shrimp Tacos?

Dear Taco Bell -

Shrimp Taco? Really? The thought of a tortilla filled with itty bitty shrimp makes me almost throw up. And don't get me wrong, I love me some shrimp...but one at a time, not all thrown together like this.

Ewwww,
kath

p.s. i can't believe i didn't get a picture of the advertisement. i'm disappointed in myself.