Recycling

Dear Diet Rite drinker @ my office -

WOW!!! All I can say is WOW! Holy cow you drink alot of Diet Rite Pure Zero cherry cola!! This was only half full 2 days ago when I last dropped off my Diet Pepsi bottle in the recycle bin. And I thought *I* had a DP problem.

So, today when I went to recycle my 2 cans and saw what you left in the bin - I decided today that I am totally fine and drink DP within normal human reason. You, on the other hand, have a true problem. I wonder if they have support groups for addicts like you.




still stunned,
kath

My new space heater

Dear Oscar,

Thank you for your kind note you left on my desk along with my space heater that you found still running when you came to clean the office. You didn't know that I just plugged in my new space heater that day and didn't know all of the rules involved with having one at my desk. My bad. I hope you have noticed that I have heeded your warning and unplug it every day because I certainly do not want to go see Jerry to reclaim it.



sincerely,
kath

ps...can you clean-clean the women's restroom and refill the hand sanitzer? please and thank you.