Friday, March 5, 2010

Recycling

Dear Diet Rite drinker @ my office -

WOW!!! All I can say is WOW! Holy cow you drink alot of Diet Rite Pure Zero cherry cola!! This was only half full 2 days ago when I last dropped off my Diet Pepsi bottle in the recycle bin. And I thought *I* had a DP problem.

So, today when I went to recycle my 2 cans and saw what you left in the bin - I decided today that I am totally fine and drink DP within normal human reason. You, on the other hand, have a true problem. I wonder if they have support groups for addicts like you.




still stunned,
kath

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