White t-shirts

Dear men -

White t-shirts are a great staple of a wardrobe. I have always liked them for both men and women. V-necks, crew-necks, either one... as long as you follow a few simple rules:

1. Once your white t-shirt isn't white anymore, you must discard it. That is gross.
2. Size is important - make sure it isn't too small. That is not attractive.
3. If you have man-boobies, please rethink wearing these white t-shirts. Yes, I'm talking to you, the dude mowing the grass out in front of the doggie day-care place last week.

your welcome,
kath